3:00 am:
Doubles ping pong. Americans vs. Koreans.
Americans win first game relatively easily. Koreans re-group.
2nd game- After a little incoherent, foreign, screaming and yapping at each other the koreans come back to beat the Americans by the skin of their teeth.
3rd game- Last game in the series approaches. Eric calls an American team meeting. Americans get into headlock, eric suggests that chris and himself avoid shang-koo’s forehand at all costs. Chris agrees. Eric screws up big time. Americans down by 7. Chris doesn’t say anything, but eric knows chris is starting to hate him. Eric undergoes intense internal conflict. Sweat beads up on his forehead. He starts to see his life flashing before his eyes. The time he shit his pants in the sandbox. . . the time he peed on his friend in that same sandbox. . . the ensuing punishment. . . *poof* its now eric’s service. 7 point defecit shrinks quickly to 2 points. chris starts to gain confidence in eric and americans everywhere. Its tae-jong’s service. 2 points shrink to 1, then it’s all tied. Its chris’ turn to finish it up. . . eric slips on slippery wooden floor with socks on. . . nearly breaks arm, but returns to beat the koreans by by the pre-determined 2 point overtime rule.
Sometime in the future: Koreans buy Americans pizza. (and koreans if your listening. . . non of that digorno’s. . . i needs me some hungry howie’s)
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