Eric Karns

An Annotated History of the Pie Chart - By: Eric Karns

The Pieamis Chartaronomis or Pie Chart as it is more commonly known has been in existence since the time of Ghazwat of the Seljuq (in the time of the fourth crusade.) Originally devised by Nicolas Pieamis to delineate between varying sects of armed Papal divisions as markings in the sand, the Pie Chart proved a useful means of communication to the masses. In time however, it became apparent that the Pie Chart lacked a certain sense of flair whatsoever leading to the 25 Thesis of Liib erace:

Whosoever deemeth the Chartaronomis sufficient in monochrome schema be damned! - Vlahasoo Al Liib erace

This declaration of Thesi posted in Pie Chart form on the footsteps of a public bathhouse in Jebel Dukhan (modern day Umm Saliid, Qatar) was rich in vibrant color and a major shock to the establishment in Constantinople.

Today the Pie Chart continues its controversial graphical representation of information spurring a new form of warfare known as Kinkos vs. Nobody. Probably more virulent and wildly fluctuatory than modern day oil pricing, FedEx Kinkos places a premium on all services printed at highly inflated prices to the detriment of the historic Pie Chart.

For further information regarding the modern day Pie Chart see your local Scientological library.