Eric Karns

“Congratulations self.”

“Thanks self, I really appreciate you congratulating me. But what are you congratulating myself for?”

“Well, I won I*B*M’s DC Center ‘Leap’ Award which is an award given twice a year by the Center Manager for the outstanding employee of that period.”

“Wow! You should celebrate!”

“I would but it was just a trophy which isn’t redeemable as currency in which to celebrate with.”

“Is that right?”

“Yes… however the funny thing is, the last recipient did receive money with his award.”

“Interesting, so does that mean you got stiffed?”

“Why I think you might just be right about that…”