Eric Karns

I had a near death experience during my lunch hour today. A yellow-jacket decided to land on my jugular while I was in my car. Passersby got a free show of a grown-ass man jackin the parking brake, busting out of the car and flailing about like a crazed cat woman. The silver lining to this story lies in the fact that this bee lived to see another day with stinger in tact. Also, my jugular is unscathed.