Eric Karns

So, lately things had really been rollng my way… and i KNEW it was too good to be true. New job, vacation between jobs, I literally found cash on the sidewalk, etc.

THEN… the BAD karma hit. Starting on Sunday, I was too anxious to wait at my normal haircut spot because the line was out the door, so I googled the nearest barber and got a freakin’ ROTC haircut by an 80 year old Lebanese man. It took him 45 minutes to cut my hair, and its normally a 10 minute job. I swear to God this has to be the most horrible haircut on the face of the planet, and its only my second week at my new job, so everyone’s gonna be wondering what the H is up with me.

And then, last night as I stumbled 1.5 miles home from the bar coming home from a happy hour with Steve, I got really hot. So I took off my peacoat without realizing my wallet was in the inside pocket. This morning I realized it was gone, retraced my 1.5 mile walk to no avail, canceled all my cards, and walked another 1.5 miles to the bank for some cash on my way to the metro. I DID luckily make it to work by 9:30 so it didn’t look too bad… and if you’re asking how I had the time for THIS much bad luck in one morning… yes I did wake up at like 6:45.