Eric Karns

I was driving down Constitution ave. tonight just a little while after game 7 of the Capitals, Flyers game. The traffic report on the radio was in the middle of reporting on a traffic jam right near me following the hockey game and BAM! just as I passed the White House I see an SUV from PA smash into the back of a local Virginia car as a huge brawl ensues. I mean it was like 16 people at least, throwing drunkin haymakers old-school-style. My window was open and I was just feet from the fight… I’m assuming it must’ve been feuding fans, and DAMN are they stupid. First of all don’t even get me started on how stupid sports fans can get, but directly in front of the White House!? I calls that insta-jail. Oh the humanity.