Eric Karns

I watched this movie last night and just couldn’t resist recording this scene.

I stopped by the BP gas station on my way home from work, only to be hit on by a crazy old Korean woman. She was behind the counter and said I looked very clean and fresh today… and wouldn’t stop saying “very fresh…. very, very fresh….” - so… that was good.

Oh. I should also add… the other night I made a late night run to the 7-11 and got the crap scared out of me (I think I’m probably of the ‘flight’ persuasion.) This coked up redneck started screaming about all the Mexicans in the store and how they’re taking over. He had red rings around his pupils and was really freaky looking. I thought for sure this dude had a gun. The funny thing was, he could count in Spanish so in the end I’m not too worried about him, he’ll assimilate just fine.

Newsflash: Nickali & Ruez Within 6 inches of Each Other.
- Both escape, fur intact
- Ruez eventually succumbs to dog fart poisoning

Ryan and Eric vs. Greg, TJ and Kim Jong Il. Look out SKSAM. Click photo for video!

Originale.

This is Larry David’s genius way of dealing with those annoying bluetooth yappers. I think I’ll try it next time I’m at the bookstore where these people tend to congregate.

“WASHINGTON, DC - Fall, the long- running series of shorter days and cooler nights, was canceled earlier this week after nearly 3 billion seasons on Earth, sources reported Tuesday.”

I guess the ozone has gone on strike?

You might expect these kind of stories from the Onion but yet again this is another ‘for real’ headline on CNN.com (with custom annotation by yours truly.)

Plot Highlights:
1. Name of ship being held captive: The Golden Nori
2. Direct quote from said Damsel in Distress “The good news would be if they (pirates) leave the ship.”
3. Additional Direct quote “I think the pirates will later on demand something.”